I love you like a man shouldn't love another man

You wear eyeliner? Oh my god, I wear eyeliner! Let's kiss heterosexually.

Is it weird that sometimes I think it's hot when two guys kiss? (it's what happens after the kiss that can sometimes be a turn off..even though I respect your personal sexual choices, I just have issues with feeling left out). Check out Ewan McGregor & Hayden Christensen being secure in their (im)masculinity. You can watch the moment over and over and over and over until you have to look away b/c a) you're losing your mind, b) you're going cross-eyed, or c) your boss is calling you. Or d) all of the above.

On another completely unrelated note, Mary Kate is scary. I don't mean to be rude, but b*tch needs to get some sun. What? Yeah, you heard me.

R.